F Yeah, Rachel Berry!
I realized being a star didn't make me as special as being your friend.
Rachel: But what if I can’t be like her. Isn’t she one in a billion?
Kurt: So are you Rachel.
Rachel: there’s nothing ironic about show choir!
“Who cares about you, buddy? I might get a new boyfriend out of this, who can keep up with me vocally, and in the future, give me vaguely Euroasian-looking children.”
Kurt: how come you were never this nice to me when I was your teammate?
Rachel: because you were my only real competition!
Kurt: *laughs* … true.